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function MyRandomMess()
	{
	var HazMess=new Array();
	HazMess[0]= '"When you feel terrific, notify your face."'
	HazMess[1]= '"Worry pulls tomorrow\'s cloud over today\'s bright sunshine."'
	HazMess[2]= '"One today is worth two tomorrows."'
	HazMess[3]= '"The easiest way to have your family tree traced is to run for public office."'
	HazMess[4]= '"Do all you can and trust God to do what you cannot."'
	HazMess[5]= '"A grouch is a person who somehow can manage to find something wrong with even the good old days."'
	HazMess[6]= '"If God shuts one door, He opens another."'
	HazMess[7]= '"Elbow grease gives the best polish."'
	HazMess[8]= '"Age is a high price to pay for maturity."'
	HazMess[9]= '"If at first you do succeed, hide your astonishment."'
	HazMess[10]= '"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places."'
	HazMess[11]= '"The one thing worse than a quitter is the person who is afraid to begin."'
	HazMess[12]= '"By the time somebody decides to make a long story short, it\'s already too late."'
	HazMess[13]= '"There is one art of which man should be master--the art of reflection."'
	HazMess[14]= '"People who look for the easy way out seem to have trouble finding an exit."'
	HazMess[15]= '"The most important ability is availability."'
	HazMess[16]= '"How come an educational system that put so much emphasis on penmanship produced so many doctors?"'
	HazMess[17]= '"Marriage is like any other job--it\'s much easier if you like the boss."'
	HazMess[18]= '"Marriage is made in heaven--so is thunder and lightning."'
	HazMess[19]= '"The easiest way to find something you\'ve lost is to buy a replacement."'
	HazMess[20]= '"Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds."'
	HazMess[21]= '"School is a building that has four walls--with tomorrow inside."'
	HazMess[22]= '"There are many ways of going forward, but there is only one way of standing still."'
	HazMess[23]= '"There is no great success without great commitment."'
	HazMess[24]= '"It\'s easy to tell when you\'ve got a bargain...it doesn\'t fit."'
	HazMess[25]= '"It\'s not only quiet people who don\'t say much."'
	HazMess[26]= '"Nostalgia: Life in the past lane."'
	HazMess[27]= '"Love conquers all, except poverty and toothache."'
	HazMess[28]= '"There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it."'
	HazMess[29]= '"Out of the mouths of babes come things parents never should have said."'
	HazMess[30]= '"Last year I made a list of things that I resolved to do--I\'ll use that list again this year--it\'s still as good as new."'
	HazMess[31]= '"Make tomorrow another day and not today\'s sequel."'
	HazMess[32]= '"Everything has its beauty--but not everyone sees it."'
	HazMess[33]= '"Nothing is as hard to do as getting off your high horse."'
	HazMess[34]= '"There is no happiness for people when it comes at the expense of other people."'
	HazMess[35]= '"Always hold your head up, but keep your nose at a friendly level."'
	HazMess[36]= '"A lot of us would like to move mountains, but few of us are willing to practice on small hills."'
	HazMess[37]= '"People are very open-minded about new things--as long as they\'re exactly like the old ones."'
	HazMess[38]= '"Peace of mind is not the absence of conflict from life, but the ability to cope with it."'
	HazMess[39]= '"You can\'t raise much of anything if you don\'t raise a little sweat."'
	HazMess[40]= '"The right to do something does not mean that doing it is right."'
	HazMess[41]= '"Most of us know how to say nothing, but few of us know when."'
	HazMess[42]= '"A friend is long sought, hardly found and with difficulty kept."'
	HazMess[43]= '"Forget the troubles that passed away, but remember the blessings that come each day."'
	HazMess[44]= '"A truth that\'s told with bad intent beats all the lies you can invent."'
	HazMess[45]= '"A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains."'
	HazMess[46]= '"Raising kids is like building buildings- -you\'ve got to spend time with them."'
	HazMess[47]= '"It is better to know some of the questions and all the answers."'
	HazMess[48]= '"Anyone who thinks there\'s safety in numbers hasn\'t looked at the stock market pages."'
	HazMess[49]= '"Fear of becoming a has-been keeps some people from becoming anything."'
	HazMess[50]= '"Better to be square than to move in wrong circles."'
	HazMess[51]= '"It is better to hold out a hand than to point a finger."'
	HazMess[52]= '"Doing you best is more important than being the best."'
	HazMess[53]= '"A cheerful friend is like a sunny day."'
	HazMess[54]= '"Some people treat their religion like a spare tire--they never use it except in an emergency."'
	HazMess[55]= '"When a pessimist has nothing to worry about, he worries about why he has nothing to worry about."'
	HazMess[56]= '"Forgiveness is like sunshine after a rainy day."'
	HazMess[57]= '"The most difficult part of getting to the top of the ladder is getting through the crowd at the bottom."'
	HazMess[58]= '"The more you say, the less people remember."'
	HazMess[59]= '"You are young and useful at any age if you are still planning for tomorrow."'
	HazMess[60]= '"An optimist is a person who sticks on the stamp before addressing the envelope."'
	HazMess[61]= '"A good rule to follow is to do unto others as though you were the others."'
	HazMess[62]= '"It\'s always a good idea to seek the advice of others, but that doesn\'t mean you have to take it."'
	HazMess[63]= '"If the grass is greener in the other fellows yard, let him worry about cutting it."'
	HazMess[64]= '"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it\'s unfamiliar territory."'
	HazMess[65]= '"We never miss the music till the sweet-voiced bird has flown."'
	HazMess[66]= '"If you really want the world to beat a path to your door, try taking a nap."'
	HazMess[67]= '"It\'s pretty hard to beat a neighbor who\'s as generous with his tomatoes as with his zucchini."'
	HazMess[68]= '"Work as though everything depended on you, and pray as though everything depended on God."'
	HazMess[69]= '"People who think they know everything can be a pain in the neck to those who really do."'
	HazMess[70]= '"All the world\'s a stage, but most of us are stagehands."'
	HazMess[71]= '"Contentment is contagious."'
	HazMess[72]= '"Don\'t give someone a piece of your mind unless you\'re ready to live with what\'s left."'
	HazMess[73]= '"Talk is cheap, until you talk to a lawyer."'
	HazMess[74]= '"A bad habit is nothing more than a mistake repeated."'
	HazMess[75]= '"People with patience put up with people they\'d rather put down."'
	HazMess[76]= '"In the eyes of a child, there are 7 million wonders of the world."'
	HazMess[77]= '"The people who are hardest to convince they\'re ready for retirement are children at bedtime."'
	HazMess[78]= '"Success has a simple formula--do your best, and people may like it."'
	HazMess[79]= '"When high school kids wear rags today, we call it self-expression--When I was young and dressed this way, we called it the Depression."'
	HazMess[80]= '"Between each dawn and setting sun, set aside some time for fun."'
	HazMess[81]= '"Grandchildren are God\'s way of compensating us for getting old."'
	HazMess[82]= '"No person ever advanced by traveling in reverse."'
	HazMess[83]= '"Happiness is a way station between too much and too little."'
	HazMess[84]= '"Don\'t waste time and energy setting your hopes for your children higher than your example."'
	HazMess[85]= '"Maybe the reason so many folks have their backs to the wall is that they have been putting up too much of a front."'
	HazMess[86]= '"A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself."'
	HazMess[87]= '"The prevailing attitude these days seems to be if you don\'t finish first, you\'re last."'
	HazMess[88]= '"One-third of the people in this country promote, while the other two-thirds provide."'
	HazMess[89]= '"All that you do, do with all your might--Things done by half are never quite right."'
	HazMess[90]= '"Four be the things I am wiser to know: idleness, sorrow, a friend and a foe."'
	HazMess[91]= '"When I can\'t handle events, I let them handle themselves."'
	HazMess[92]= '"Do not neglect to show hospitality to strangers, for thereby some have entertained angels unawares."'
	HazMess[93]= '"Family reunions sometimes leave us with feud for thought."'
	HazMess[94]= '"Years wrinkle the skin, but lack of enthusiasm wrinkles the soul."'
	HazMess[95]= '"If you\'re looking for a long rest, be on time for an appointment."'
	HazMess[96]= '"Tact is the ability to close your mouth before someone else wants to."'
	HazMess[97]= '"The trouble with car payments is that they sometimes continue running after the car does."'
	HazMess[98]= '"One of the advantages of being disorderly is that you are constantly making new discoveries."'
	HazMess[99]= '"You can\'t turn back the clock--But you can wind it up again."'
	HazMess[100]= '"If you don\'t know where you are going, any road will get you there."'
	HazMess[101]= '"Time is not an enemy unless you try to kill it."'
	HazMess[102]= '"Drivers\' licenses do not revoke walking privileges."'
	HazMess[103]= '"Some people have eyes that see not and ears that hear not, but never tongues that talk not."'
	HazMess[104]= '"The best attitude to have it gratitude."'
	HazMess[105]= '"Maybe people should swap problems-- Everyone, it seems, knows how to solve the other guy\'s."'
	HazMess[106]= '"Children who could be seen and not heard have been replaced by those who can be heard even when they\'re out of sight."'
	HazMess[107]= '"If television shows continue the way they\'re going, the public will soon be demanding longer commercials."'
	HazMess[108]= '"He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love."'
	HazMess[109]= '"Giant oak trees started out as little nuts that held their ground."'
	HazMess[110]= '"People with coughs don\'t go to the doctor-- They go to the concert."'
	HazMess[111]= '"Lost time is never found again."'
	HazMess[112]= '"To disagree, one doesn\'t have to be disagreeable."'
	HazMess[113]= '"Nature is the art of God."'
	HazMess[114]= '"A truly contented person enjoys the scenery along a detour."'
	HazMess[115]= '"Another reason you can\'t take it with you--it goes before you do."'
	HazMess[116]= '"People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes."'
	HazMess[117]= '"We do not inherit the Earth from our ancestors--we borrow it from our children."'
	HazMess[118]= '"Be cautious--Opportunity does the knocking for temptation too."'
	HazMess[119]= '"No brook is too little to seek the sea."'
	HazMess[120]= '"Joy is not in what we own...it\'s in what we are."'
	HazMess[121]= '"It is never too soon to be kind, for we never know how soon it will be too late."'
	HazMess[122]= '"No man who has caught a big fish goes home through an alley."'
	HazMess[123]= '"To think too long about doing something often becomes its undoing."'
	HazMess[124]= '"In the good old days, Uncle Sam lived within his income...and without most of ours."'
	HazMess[125]= '"The virtues of being punctual are largely offset by having to wait for people who aren\'t."'
	HazMess[126]= '"The buck doesn\'t stop these days--In fact, it doesn\'t ever slow down."'
	HazMess[127]= '"Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory."'
	HazMess[128]= '"An obstacle may be either a stepping stone or a stumbling block."'
	HazMess[129]= '"The only good thing about free advice is that the price is right."'
	HazMess[130]= '"Gentleness and kind persuasion win where force and bluster fail."'
	HazMess[131]= '"If everything went like clockwork, the ticking would drive us nuts."'
	HazMess[132]= '"You make more friends by being interested in them than by trying to get them interested in you."'
	HazMess[133]= '"Doubt your doubts instead of your beliefs."'
	HazMess[134]= '"The difficulties of life are intended to make us better, not bitter."'
	HazMess[135]= '"Give what you have; to some it may be better than you dare to think."'
	HazMess[136]= '"The biggest problem with perfection is what to do with all the unused erasers"'
	HazMess[137]= '"Gossip: letting the chat out of the bag."'
	HazMess[138]= '"Pick your friends, but not to pieces."'
	HazMess[139]= '"Truth has only to change hands a few times to become fiction."'
	HazMess[140]= '"Some people know lots more than they tell-- Some don\'t."'
	HazMess[141]= '"The best thing you can spend on your children is time."'
	HazMess[142]= '"The smallest deed is better than the greatest intention."'
	HazMess[143]= '"Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it."'
	HazMessNb = Math.round(Math.random() * (HazMess.length - 1));
	document.write(HazMess[HazMessNb]);
}
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